@Elizafox ok more lols because it's from the air force, and also I'm going to be addi g these to my company's word filter for even more lols 🤣🤣🤣

@Elizafox
> "Eat shit and die" -> "Excuse me"
> "Eat shit and die, mother-fucker" -> "Excuse me, sir"
this has got to be a joke (and a good one)

@Elizafox "Excuse me, Sir. You might have noticed that one of my Air Force issued boots is partially up your butt after I excerted a bit of upward pressure. Would you be so kind as to remove it followed by 'seeing yourself' in the biblical sense?" :blobcatgiggle:

We definitely need less aggressive language in the military. You can't fight in here, this is the War Room.

@Elizafox why tf I'm reading that with a voice of HalfLife scientists

@Elizafox I'm afraid you may have received a doctored copy of the document. here is the original

@Elizafox all girls know is charge they phone, eat shit and die

@Elizafox perhaps I can work late?!?! to that i say, i love the challenge

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